“Caucasian” by Kno of CunninLynguists

“Caucasian” by Kno of CunninLynguists is a comedy parody of Kanye West’s “Amazing” about the NBA.
Lyrics:

I’m caucasian
It’s the reason
Michael Jordan’s hittin 40 this evenin’

I’m exhausted, barely breathing
I been sittin on the bench all season

No matter what they’ll never pass it to me
My range is as far as my arms can reach

I’m caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
I’m caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
I’m caucasian

Not a monster, not a balla
I’m simply tall, yeah
And thats a problem, that’ll never ever be solved

And no matter what they’ll never pass it to me
My range is as far as my arms can reach

I’m caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
I’m caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
I’m caucasian

Im caucasian / White like salt packs
If I ain’t translucent / What you call that?
I’m notorious / spin move laborious
Lucky if I get minutes with the Warriors
I like mayonnaise, I like sodium
We prolly lost if you see me at the podium
What about Dirk? He MVP’n
He ain’t caucasian, he a european
Bird’s Indian, Nash’ Canadian
Garbage time when you see me in the stadium
They say oh god, why he foul so hard?
Look at his skin tone, he getting outscored

I’m caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
I’m caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
So caucasian
I’m caucasian

Btw, this is Kno…don’t freak out.

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